The top 10 reasons pirates are cooler then ninjas
- THE MOST IMP. REASON!!!!!! ninjas are gay!!!!
- pirates can fly
- pirates are rich
- parrots have x-ray vision and laser guns!!!!!!!
- pirates have cool hats
- pirates have talking beards
- jesus was a pirate
- ninjas are short
- pirates have catfish and they eat ninjas for breakfast
- pirates have swords
- pirannas are pirates
- pirates are on a boat
