The top 10 reasons pirates are cooler then ninjas

  • THE MOST IMP. REASON!!!!!! ninjas are gay!!!!
  • pirates can fly 
  • pirates are rich 
  • parrots have x-ray vision and laser guns!!!!!!!
  • pirates have cool hats 
  • pirates have talking beards
  • jesus was a pirate 
  • ninjas are short
  • pirates have catfish and they eat ninjas for breakfast
  • pirates have swords 
  • pirannas are pirates
  • pirates are on a boat
I lied there are more than 10 reasons why pirates are cooler!!

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